Short & Curly
Did you know that your hair down there will turn gray? YIKES! I didn’t until a few weeks ago and it’s had me puzzled ever since. You may remember my recent discovery of gray on top of my head. I’ve since learned to deal with my approaching age of 30.
Then I heard about Betty Beauty and they actually sell products to dye your hair (yeah, down there). Recently, there has been some blog discussions on the topic of what to do with that region of your body - here and here (all by Kristen).
I have to say that the idea of making these short and curlies a lighter color does intrigue me.
Seriously, what’s more embarrassing then having friends over and they go into to use your bathroom only to stare down at those lovely black hairs on the floor. Um…..everyone in our household has light colored hair (up top), so they ALL know where they came from. That’s no secret.
I am not a waxer. Never will be. Trim? Yes. Shave? No. But what if you could actually dye them a different color? It’s an easier solution than installing black tile floors with black grout in your bathrooms. Seems like these days there is a solution for everything.
IS YOURS?
I guess the truly fashion-obsessed would make sure that they matched their shoes and their belt.
I just found my first gray too….on my HEAD…and I’m 29 too. Who thought we’d go gray so quickly??? I swear, just YESTERDAY, I was 15 years old….what the hell happened???
A lighter color down there…an interesting option. But how will you feel when friends go in to use your bathroom and discover your “down there” hair color?? There are going to be questions!
I’ve tagged you today…perhaps you can talk about dying betty as one of your ignored goals because I sincerely hope you’ve got something else on the agenda today.
Hmmm…if I did dye it…I think I would do something fun and carefree like pink or purple. Not just the standard blonde or brown. I mean if you are going to the effort, you may as well have some fun. Nice post BTW. Gave me giggles.
up there—i’ve had 4 grey hairs in the last year. same damn hair keeps growing in.
in regards to down there–all clear. no grey yet. but damn right i’d dye it.
hilarious post.
there was a sex and the city episode about it…samantha ended up dye-ing hers bright red and then shaved it off…all because of grays.
That’s one thing great about a balding head like mine. I don’t have to worry about hair color.
Mike
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I’d totally go purple! Kidding!! Em raises a good point…what if your friends now came into and saw all these strange colored hairs on the floor?? And I didn’t see the Sex in the City episode, I’ll try and catch a repeat!
Aside from that Sex and The City Episode, it never even occurred to me!
i want that tshirt!
ok, this is pretty funny!
i’ve got grey on top, though i highlight.
down there no grey yet.
isn’t it the same as men who go grey up top and then grow a beard to compensate? lo and behold the beard has no grey in it at all!
I’m thinking spiky and orange like that guy on the show, “The Young Ones.” Yep. That’s the look I want “down there.” Heh.