Bimbo’s Can’t Save The World
My love (or obsession) with reality TV shows has hit an all time low. As I was watching “The Girls Next Door” last night I about had a come-apart. Now granted, I realize that this show in particular isn’t the greatest. I mean 3 blonde’s living with some rich 80 year old pimp is really only going to produce one outcome. Ok, maybe two. Boob’s & Bimbo’s.
But I am fascinated by Hefner’s lifestyle and I think it’s because I want to know if he really does have sex with all three girls.
In last night’s episode (because I’m sure you were watching something better) they celebrated Valentine’s Day at the mansion. Mostly with cheap gifts from the Playboy catalog, because Hef gets those things free. The girls even get each other gifts…jewelry, bouquets of socks, homemade cakes…you know the usual things wealthy people get each other.
I just about lost it when two of the girls bought gifts from their dogs and gave them to the other’s dog! What the hell? Not only that but they kept making reference to the two pooches being in love and arranged a golf cart ride around the neighborhood as a date. In the last scene you see the two dogs going into a room together and shutting the door (que hearts on screen). Ick!
The show ended with a lot of naked women at a Mardi Gras party. Now it was bimbo’s, boob’s & butt’s!
For most of the show I was silently asking myself why I was watching this. It’s beyond reality, it’s a ridiculous lifestyle. So now what to do? I guess I’ll have to join my husband and see if those Heroes can save the world, because my bimbo’s can’t even put on their own shoes!
I thought I was the ONLY one who watched that show! Gotta love Reality TV.
Hee! I’ve never seen the show…Canada — we don’t have it yet. But, if it’s a reality tv show, I’ll most likely be watching it ;).
Man, my girlfriend got ADDICTED to that show when she was pregnant….she was always calling me to dish about it. I could never seem to catch it….but I know ALL about it, thanks to my girl.
You do know that show is sponsored by Viagra, right?
Save yourself!!! Defect and watch Heroes (but don’t tell me what is happening as we are miles behind in the UK!!!)…
I’ve never seen it—it’s on cable right? Pretending dogs love each other and have sex it probably the sexiest part of the show that you described. (Disgusting!)
Socks for valentine’s day? What ever happened to the 7-eleven red lace panty rose?
And I’m watching strippers, too! The Pussy Cat Dolls: The Search for the New Doll’s finale is tonight. Go Melissa R.! (I didn’t even know who the PCD were before I saw this show. Good thing is–husband will be home tonight to make fun of it with me!)
We’re all hookers with a heart of gold, aren’t we?
Ok, I admit I watch that show and I too was like WTF about the whole “dog date”. Those ladies clearly have way too much time on their hands. Apparently only one of them (not Kendra, one of the other two) is “with” Hef. She is the main girlfriend - the one he gave all the Mickey Mouse crap to. And hello, how old are we that we’re THRILLED to get a heart shaped pillow with mickey/minnie mouse on it?
Another totally trashy show on E! - that new Peter & Katie - the Brits. More boobs there.
I am a huge feminist, and yet sometimes on the weekends when my daughter is napping, I find myself watching reruns of this show. I don’t know why. Is it like staring at a car accident? I like the main woman, and even the second, but I don’t like the third (youngest/newest). She’s just not in touch with the reality of life.
Hey Emily - thanks for the dog tag rec @ PnP - it looks awesome and we need new ones!
And…Heroes rocks!
Oh we watch this show. We just don’t usually admit it, lol. But there is something compelling about it, like watching a train wreck …
The appeal’s not there for me either. But America’s Next Top Model? I am all over that show.
I’d rather watch Heroes
I do not have cable… and have never been into the reality TV anyway…But you know what I do love???I love the articles written about them.Truly I do… I just loved this blog for it… Perfection…
My hubby LOVES Heros. LOVES it. We don’t have cable so we’ve never seen Hef’s show.
P.S. Nice to meet you, by the way…
I’m just thankful that the new show “Drive” got canceled….it was awful! But for some reason my husband loved it
Girls Next Door was like my dirty little secret. Mamatulip - I love ANTM as well!! Who am I kidding? I LOVE all reality TV, except maybe this one now. Oh, and remember one of the first reality shows on a long time ago called “Temptation Island”? I hated it!!!