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Letters from Bob: Wish You Were Dead

June 16th, 2007 | Category: Contests, Letters from Bob

World’s Worst Father I decided to end this week with an inside look at how my father really feels. He sent this letter about a year ago, right before he was released from prison (which is a whole other story for another time).

I have to say it was shocking to read and hurtful, but it was the icing on a cake that should have been thrown away a long time ago. Obviously he has some serious issues.

LAST CHANCE TO ENTER.
All entries must be received by midnight.

E,

Of all the things you’ve done to me over the years I can’t believe it has come down to this. Didn’t you get my Christmas card? I can’t believe my own daughter and son tried have turned against me! Why the f**k haven’t you visited me here? Why the hell haven’t you let me see my only grandson? What the f**k kind of a daughter are you anyway?

I wish you weren’t mine for d*mn sure. From the way you have treated me like some convict and the way you have abandoned Brenda since I’ve been gone is sick. You deserved to die in that car accident. You are pathetic you know that? Your piece of shit brother deserved to die as well. If he’d tried a little harder maybe it would have happened.

For whatever it’s worth you make me sick.

Bob

Here’s to you Bob! You may not be the worst father in the world, but you’re the worst father I’ve ever had.

10 Comments so far

flutter June 16th, 2007 3:39 am

Wow. Well screw you too, Bob!
Kate1976 June 16th, 2007 4:58 am

I know you don’t want sympathy but it’s vey hard not to sympathise with you for having such an a-hole for a father.
Nell June 16th, 2007 5:55 am

Well, he might not be the worst father in the world, but damn! He’s pretty close, what an ass.
nutmeg June 16th, 2007 6:41 am

Holy SHIT! Can I have Bob’s address? I’ve got some pent-up displaced anger and aggression I’d like to send him.
canape June 16th, 2007 7:45 am

wow. You win your own contest hands down. That is unbelievable. Truly.
Much More Than A Mom June 16th, 2007 8:31 am

Um, yeah, he is actually the worst father in the world. You get my vote!
celebrate woo-woo June 16th, 2007 10:10 pm

Well, damn, wishing your children were dead (as you sit in prison, no less) does make it hard not to reign as world’s worst father. I’m not sure how others could top that one.
Marit June 18th, 2007 2:28 pm

Wow, just WOW. I hope that he got it up the ass by a 300 pound black man in prison.
Poppy June 18th, 2007 10:29 pm

omg…there are no words. none.
Layrohel July 7th, 2007 9:45 pm

Thanks for the memories sis. Just when I think I drank the old man away you throw him right back in my face.