Past 24 Hours
In the past 24 hours our son (who’s almost 5) has said this:*It’s ok mom that you have a big butt. God made us all equal. My summer camp teacher has a budonka-donk too.
*We do not open the door to the girls’ bathroom at school. Girls’ need their privacy. And dad says they need lots of closet space too.
*I love our dog. But I love her more when she is in her cage.
*Did you know that my food comes back out as poop?
*We now have 2 Caleb’s at camp. But it’s ok. I can tell them apart because they talk different.
Ahhhahahahahahaha! I love it!
Budonka -donk. My new curse word.
How insanely funny
*snort*
Kids say the funniest (and most honest) things.
Awww. How adoreable. And funny too.
Hmmm. Can you get him a gig on Saturday Night Live?
Budonka-donk!
OMG, your son is hilarious. So that’s what budonka-donk means … I hadn’t taken the time to Google that one … so busy, you know, mothering and all that. God, I’m old.
Your kid needs to do some kid stand-up. Send him my butthole jokes listed on my blog.
I’m much more sure he meant your butt’s booti-licious.
* Noting poop reference for future fact checking~!