Can Animals Be Gay?
JailDiet reminded me in the comments of the last post on our dog of yet another issue we have with Parker.
Seems out little female pup might be batting for the other team.
There is nothing worse than going to get dressed and realizing your once white cotton granny panties are now crotchless! I know it’s all the rave with those young college kids these days, but let’s face it I’m almost 30 and we’ve been married almost 7 years.
Crotchless is not needed here.
So either Parker has a “thing” for me or is trying to help spice up our love life - either way knowing the dog has eaten your underwear isn’t too cool and the mental picture of Parker munching on the leftover juices kind of kills the mood.
Would you believe I asked that very same question — could animals be homosexual? — in a graduate seminar on Nietzsche? It was appropriate, believe it or not!?
hey, it beats having to use spray n’ wash to “pre treat” the undies!
thanks for the link!
Wow, I thought it was bad when my mom’s jack russell ate one of Peyton’s turds.
I think my dog is gay. Or bisexual, anyway. She will go after any dog, no matter the sex. It’s kind of funny and kind of disturbing at the same time.
We had a Golden Retriever growing up who ate the crotch out of many a panty and also loved to eat wash cloths used by the people she loved. I’d take a lesbian dog over a boy that humps my leg any day!
i hope my dog is a lesbian because i find her very attractive. i always tell her, if i were a dog, i’d so do you.
but i’m not into beastiality or anything, but i do find my dog cute.
okay, i should stop now.
now THIS is funny.