Since when did the ophthalmologist start taking your blood pressure?

Mine did today. It was 135/88 - it’s usually about 95/70.

Thus began the Spanish inquisition.

“So are you on any new medications? Do you drink a lot of caffeine? Are you under a large degree of stress? Is everything alright at home?”

“You just blew puffs of air into my eyes. It makes me a little nervous.”