Calling His Bluff
I may not know how to play poker, but I know how to play the game called marriage.
My husband had just returned from his office and I was headed to run and grab us all a sandwich for lunch. I said I was taking his car because it was already warmed up (it’s COLD outside). He said he only had like 10 miles left in his gas tank so I should take my car.
[His Expedition will tell you how many miles you have left in the tank - which is a pretty cool feature.]
I looked at him for a second and said, “bull-shit!” He tried to keep up the bluff, but failed when I went out and started his car to find it had 98 miles left in the tank. I was only going down the road people, not to another state for lunch.
You think he’s trying to save his gas? Now if he’d conserve his gas under the covers in bed.
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oh, that last line!
you got him back but good, baby!
Neat feature, although on our vehicles it’d always say ‘not even close to enough to get there and back’:)
Your last line! LMAO!
Why did he tell you that? Did you figure it out?
Julie
Using My Words
P.S. My car isn’t old but it is older and so I have to calculate the old fashioned way…based on mileage.
Why did he say that? Gas comes out of the same budget, right?
Julie & Bitsy ~ he just doesn’t like me driving his vehicle because I get in and change the radio stations, mess with the seat, etc… I don’t really blame him. But I like driving his car when it’s cold out because he has those fancy heated seats
Keeps my butt warm.
lol That was very funny
lol that was the best…..thanks for the smile…
Dorothy from grammology
call gram
My husb never lets me drive his car. Some people think we’re odd but it just works out better that way.
Ooh! My dh does this too, but opposite. He is always making excuses about why he needs to take my van instead of his truck. And then I can’t go anywhere, because I can’t drive his huge, stardart work truck. (Guess I need to learn how!)
Maybe it was at 100 and he just “left” a number off.
You know, because he’s a dude.
And dudes aren’t all that smart.